Your fear, professionally disrespected
No inspirational quotes. No breathing exercises. Type a fear, get it roasted, and keep the picture.
What kind of fear?
The voice
Load the grill
Type the fear currently behaving like it pays rent in your head.
Choose the drama
Pick a voice that gives your problem the wildly excessive production value it deserves.
See it roasted
Get a picture of your fear, on fire, with the punchline on it.
Feel 3% better
Honestly, that is sometimes plenty.
See what other perfectly capable adults are panicking about. Sound on. Dignity optional.
🔥 Browse all 44 in the libraryThe scripts these are shot from
Shakespearean Tragedy · My coffee went cold
O cruel day, that promised naught but calm, Yet brought me word that my coffee went cold. What fault of mine deserves so sharp a turn? I rose. I planned. I asked so little back. Speak not of patience. Patience is a coin I spent by noon and cannot spend again. Let others call this small. They were n…
Police Report · The cat knocked a glass off the table while looking at me
INCIDENT REPORT. FILED WITHOUT DELAY. At approximately 0700 hours, the reporting party states that the cat knocked a glass off the table while looking at me. The suspect was located at the scene and made no attempt to flee. When questioned, the suspect maintained eye contact and offered no explana…
Award Speech · I finally booked the dentist appointment
Thank you. Thank you, please, sit down. When this began, when I finally booked the dentist appointment, I honestly did not know if I would be standing here today. There were moments, and I can say this now, when I nearly gave up entirely. I want to thank everyone who believed in me. I want to than…
Your brain has already run the scenario nine times, drafted the reply, and imagined moving abroad. It has done its part.
Now let it have the punchline.